The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos is presenting our annual Costume Contest! First prize will be a Riff and Magenta 25th anniversary Giant headed statues! Freaking awesome! Choking Hazards! So dress as your favorite member of Chaos, or The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Small Print Rules:
Costume must be original. No store bought costumes.
Contest is limited to fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Chaos – No past, present or future former cast members of Chaos or performers with other Houston Rocky groups may participate. This is for the fans.
Judging is to be by a panel of Chaos / Rocky Horror Experts.
(The following questions were taken from the 1995 Playmate of the Month Data Sheet for Miss January Melissa Deanne Holliday.)
Name: Jeff “F@#king” Foss Bust: 34D Waist:24 Hips:34 Height: 5′ 8″ and shrinkingWeight: 110 Birth Date: 9/9 Birthplace: Pasadena, CA
Ambitions: To finish my next beer. Then your beer when you’re not looking. Turn-ons: Long walks on the beach, profanity, chicks who can curse in foreign languages. Virgin Wool. Turnoffs: People who talk to me. Looking ahead: I believe I’ll have another beer. I admire: My wife. She’s smart, kind and adorable. Other than that, I’m rather fond of Satan. (I kid) Most Embarrasing Moment: Performing in Rocky Horror each month.
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BIRTHPLACE: Pasa-freakin’-dena, TX BUST: -A, that’s a size, right? WAIST: 1.4678899 Cubits HIPS: I love them…that is all HEIGHT: 6’3″ or 6’7″ in heels WEIGHT: 4.916871425e+28
AMBITIONS: To one day over throw my human oppressors…and to learn German TURN-ONS: Warm breezes, kittens, your mom, and girls who can talk nerdy to me! TURNOFFS: Rainbows, the Amish, toll booth people, and the smell of pennies FAVORITE DISH: A rib-eye cooked medium rare served on a naked woman’s stomach DID YOU KNOW? That I can beat the original Super Mario Bros. in 8 minutes? FAVORITE PERFORMERS: The guy that plays the sax outside of all Houston sporting events, mimes, and a woman that can fake a good orgasm.. PEOPLE I ADMIRE: The Doctor, Steve the Car, the people that stand outside the River Oaks Theater in little to no clothing in 30 degree weather! A GREAT DATE: The bathroom at the back of the theater (wink, wink) I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because every month I get naked in front of people and don’t get arrested for it!!