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Rocky Horror Costume Contest – March 14th 2015

COSTUME-CONTESTThe Royal Mystic Order of Chaos is presenting our annual Costume Contest!  First prize will be a Riff and Magenta 25th anniversary Giant headed statues!  Freaking awesome!  Choking Hazards! So dress as your favorite member of Chaos, or The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Small Print Rules:

  1. Costume must be original.  No store bought costumes.
  2. Contest is limited to fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Chaos – No past, present or future former cast members of Chaos or performers with other Houston Rocky groups may participate.  This is for the fans.
  3. Judging is to be by a panel of Chaos / Rocky Horror Experts.
  4. We can make up additional rules as needed.
  5. Bribes are always accepted.
  6. There is no rule 7.

Good luck!

Uncle Charlie is coming to visit!

Guess who is playing Riff June 8th.


Good F’ckin Luck Charles!

Join CHAOS this Saturday at midnight for Charles’ good-bye show! The theme is Mustaches & Mammaries so come with your breasts hoisted high and your mustache epic.




Actor Profile: Foss / Eddie

(The following questions were taken from the 1995 Playmate of the Month Data Sheet for Miss January Melissa Deanne Holliday.)

Name: Jeff “F@#king” Foss
Bust: 34D      Waist:24      Hips:34
Height: 5′ 8″ and shrinking  Weight: 110
Birth Date: 9/9 Birthplace: Pasadena, CA

Ambitions: To finish my next beer.  Then your beer when you’re not looking.
Turn-ons:  Long walks on the beach, profanity, chicks who can curse in foreign languages. Virgin Wool.
Turnoffs:  People who talk to me.
Looking ahead:  I believe I’ll have another beer.
I admire:  My wife.  She’s smart, kind and adorable.  Other than that, I’m rather fond of Satan.  (I kid)
Most Embarrasing Moment: Performing in Rocky Horror each month.
Visit and Like the World Famous Super Foss Happy Fan Club!

My Favorite Quote:

Need more?  Visit him at the Super Foss Happy Fan Club on Facebook for photos of the audience and much more mayhem!

Photo from the January Show!

The Kids!The Family.

Actor Profile: Cody / Jack of All Trades

Cody’s bio is courtesy of Ms. Bonnie Large Miss March 1973 – from her wikipedia page – Miki Garcia (born February 17, 1947 in Kingman, Arizona) is an American model. She is best known for being Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for its January 1973 issue.

Cody aka Houston’s Resident Douchebag
BIRTHPLACE: Pasa-freakin’-dena, TX
BUST: -A, that’s a size, right?
WAIST: 1.4678899 Cubits
HIPS: I love them…that is all
HEIGHT: 6’3″ or 6’7″ in heels
WEIGHT: 4.916871425e+28

AMBITIONS: To one day over throw my human oppressors…and to learn German
TURN-ONS: Warm breezes, kittens, your mom, and girls who can talk nerdy to me!
TURNOFFS: Rainbows, the Amish, toll booth people, and the smell of pennies
FAVORITE DISH: A rib-eye cooked medium rare served on a naked woman’s stomach
DID YOU KNOW? That I can beat the original Super Mario Bros. in 8 minutes?
FAVORITE PERFORMERS: The guy that plays the sax outside of all Houston sporting events, mimes, and a woman that can fake a good orgasm..
PEOPLE I ADMIRE: The Doctor, Steve the Car, the people that stand outside the River Oaks Theater in little to no clothing in 30 degree weather!
A GREAT DATE: The bathroom at the back of the theater (wink, wink)
I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because every month I get naked in front of people and don’t get arrested for it!!