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I don’t care how awesome Laverne Cox is – she’s not going to give you what we’re going to give you.

But let’s talk about PROM.


That’s this month’s show theme. Everyone just graduated and celebrated prom recently. So whether you’ve graduated this year or 20 years ago or never/got your GED, come out in some Prom-themed outfit and you’ll fit right in!

Last month, we actually had fans come FROM PROM to see our show in their prom dresses and tuxes. It was a pretty sweet experience and made for an awesome photo.



Thanks guys! Also, if you’re coming again, you don’t have to worry about finding an outfit, you’ve got one!

Our themes are awesome and we make sure we always have one so that we’re bringing some variety to your monthly RHPS viewings at River Oaks. Because you should be coming every month. Rocky Horror is not an experience or a movie or a play. It’s a religion. And we’re not forcing you to go every Sunday(although I’d like to have some of you sexy guys on your knees at least once a week), but we’re offering a once-a-month opportunity to socialize, celebrate, and worship me. I mean the show. Not worship. Enjoy. Enjoy the performance.

Although if that’s not enough, we’re doing TWO shows in July! Keep your playbills! They have all the info, Rocky trivia, and more.


This month Ryan Fontuhhoweveryouspellit, who usually plays Brad, is going to be playing Rocky for the prom show! We should all be thrilled that he’s going to be running around in gold go-go boy shorts! I wonder if he’ll be able to lift me. If not, you can all spank him with me during the meet-and-greet.

So who’s playing Brad? ZACH! That’s right, our golden boy is gonna be brown-haired and stripped down to dorky white briefs for the show. I know you’re excited. My mouth is watering.

Other than that, we’re going to be VERY happy having Amber Munster back as Magenta! Which means Jennifer will be able to take awesome photos of the show so you can show off to your friends how cool you are for coming and convince them to come next time.

See you Saturday!

We’re Casting for a Riff Raff

CASTING UPDATE: TRMOC is currently seeking a dedicated individual to play Riff Raff.

You should be an androgynous male or female for the role of Riff. Think David Bowie in his glamorous years. Patti Smith. Joan Jett. Punk. Johnny Rotten attitude on the stage. A look.

FINE PRINT: You must be at least 21 years of age, with your own transportation. Shows are monthly and if you’re cast, you’re expected to make all the shows. There are rehearsals and you’ll be taught what to do.

Come join Houston’s very own The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos! Contact us at casting at


Welcome to The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos Internet Lodge

To Absent FriendsHey Kids! It’s me. Foss. Welcome to our updated page!

Retirement of The Beautiful Creatures and the birth of CHAOS

Anyway, I’m sure a lot of you are wonder what happened to The Beautiful Creatures. In short, TBC leadership decided to retire and retired the TBC name and brand with them. The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos [we’re going to call ourselves Chaos or TRMOC for short] would like to extend the best wishes to those retiring and thank them for everything they’ve done.

Moving forward, I’m certainly excited about the upcoming year and the show. There is a solid hardworking cast here at the River Oaks Theatre, ready to please you.

We’re Casting . . .

Speaking of cast, if you’re interested in becoming a performer, then look up our Facebook page and drop me a note. You can also drop me a note at casting at We do ask that you be 18 plus, and look a little like your character (height and weight proportional to who you want to play) have an outgoing personality and be ready to work together with the team.

We’re also starting our very own Transylvania unit! If you’re interested in performing in that drop me a note as well.

Lastly, we need your support.

How do you support us? By putting your butt into a seat, and bringing a dozen or half-dozen friends. Our first show is March 10th and Cody (you know him and love him) is in the Role of Frank. I know he’s excited to get to work this weekend!  Also buy yourselves a Rocky bag and one for all your friends.  All the money goes back into the show which helps us to make and purchase new costumes.

If you show up this weekend you’ll get your very own The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos Agent of Chaos Membership card. Which is good for absolutely nothing, which is the same thing my parents said to me. But it’s still freaking cool.

Thank you all so much and I look forward to seeing you at the show . . . .

Foss / Eddie
President for the Afterlife
The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos