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The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos Fan-Fiction Contest Official Rules

The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos Fan-Fiction Contest Official Rules


  1. Eligibility

The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos Fan Fiction Contest (the “Promotion”) is open only to legal residents of earth who are at least old enough to write and attend the show. Void in Quebec and where prohibited by law. The Promotion is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Sponsor’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Promotion. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

  1. Entry Period

The Promotion begins February 17th and ends on March 7th (the “Promotion Entry Period”).

  1. How to Enter

To enter the Promotion you must submit one (1) original story inspired by The Rocky Horror Picture Show and/or The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos (the “Submission”). Limit of one thousand (1,000) submissions per person during the Promotion Entry Period.

You retain all right, title, and interest in and to your Submission, including the copyright, provided, however, that by participating in the Promotion, you hereby grant The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos the non-exclusive, royalty-free right and license to publish your Submission, in whole or in part, and your name, image, likeness, and biographical information for publicity, advertising, and promotional purposes, without limitation, and without consideration whether or not such Submission is selected as a winning Submission. You additionally grant sponsors the right, but not the obligation to, edit, amend, or cut your submission for publication, the time and format determined solely by the sponsors as well as all access and rights to your eternal soul.

  1. Submission Requirements
  • Submission must be no less than 400 and no more than 1,200 words.
  • Submission must be an original, spicy work created solely by you, which contains characters primarily based on the cast and crew of The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The work cannot have been previously published or masturbated to.
  • Submission must not be suitable for publication (i.e., must be sexually explicit, obscene or indecent).
  • Submission may contain defamatory statements.
  • Submission must not promote racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm or harassment of any kind against any group or individual, for real though.
  • Submission must not contain any telephone numbers, street addresses or email addresses of any individual.

All Submissions will be reviewed for content eligibility and compliance with these Official Rules before being judged. Submissions containing prohibited material or inappropriate content, as determined by the Sponsor, in its sole discretion, may be disqualified. The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos makes the final determination as to what Entries are eligible to take part in this Promotion.

  1. Review of Submissions to Determine Grand Prize Winner

The Submissions will be ranked in the following three (3) criteria: (a) quality (33.33%), (b) creativity (33.33%), and (c) smutiness (33.33%). One (1) individual whose entry earns the highest overall score will win the Grand Prize and potentially have their story performed on stage during the show. One (1) individual whose entry earns the second highest overall score will be mocked mercilessly. Judges will appear to be fair and impartial. Odds of winning depend on number of eligible Entries received.

  1. Prizes

One (1) Grand prize will be awarded. Grand prize winner will receive a very cool ROCKY HORROR PURSE. Approximate Retail Value of the Grand Prize is more than a toaster, but not a real expensive toaster. Prize is non-transferable and no substitution will be made except as provided herein at the Sponsor’s sole discretion. Sponsor reserves the right to substitute the listed prize for one of equal or greater value for any reason. Or to keep the prize entirely, because we want…. Its nice.  Grand Prize winner must be present at the March 14th show to collect their prize in person.Grand Prize Rocky Horror Purse

One (1) second prize will be awarded. Second prize winner will receive nothing, because second place is a loser. Prize is non-transferable and no substitution will be made except as provided herein at the Sponsor’s sole discretion. Sponsor reserves the right to substitute the listed prize for one of equal or greater value for any reason.

  1. Entry Conditions and Release

By entering, each participant agrees to: (a) comply with and be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, and/or the Promotion judges which are binding and final in all matters relating to this Promotion; (b) release and hold harmless the Sponsor and its respective parent, subsidiary, and affiliated companies, and anyone who is or is not a large overgrown mammal lacking in fur. My god, how have you read this far? Shit, I don’t even know what to type down here. I mean don’t get me wrong I have entered in plenty of contests in the past and I have this weird neuroticism which makes me compulsively read the rules and agreements before I check off or sign anything, but those contests manage to have like ten to thirty pages of legal stuff, and here I am only managing to barely hit three. … Damn… I guess I can just fill all of this in with legal word I know:  from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liability, including but not limited to negligence and damages of any kind to persons and property, including but not limited to invasion of privacy (under appropriation, intrusion, public disclosure of private facts, false light in the public eye or other legal theory), defamation, slander, libel, violation of right of publicity, infringement of trademark, copyright or other intellectual property rights, property damage, or death or personal injury arising out of or relating to a participant’s entry, creation of an entry or submission of an entry, participation in the Promotion, acceptance or use or misuse of prize (including any travel or activity related thereto) and/or the broadcast, exploitation or use of entry; and (c) indemnify, defend and hold harmless the Sponsor from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liabilities (including reasonable attorneys fees) arising out of or relating to an entrant’s participation in the Promotion, the Submission and/or entrant’s acceptance, use or misuse of prize. (d) No former members or performers from The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos or any other cast that has performed at the River Oaks Theatre may enter or win.

  1. Disputes

Entrant agrees that: (i) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Promotion, or any prizes awarded, other than those concerning the administration of the Promotion or the determination of winners, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action; (ii) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Promotion, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved in a Thunderdome style fight to the death in the parking lot of the River Oaks theatre under the next blood moon.

New Chaos Magenta – “I’M LUCKY” t-shirts

We just made up a batch of really cool Magenta T-shirts!  Only $10 at the show!  Get yours while supplies last!


People Like Us….

A long while ago, some wonderful people showed up and took photos of Foss.

For the past four years I’ve been photographing Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast players and shows across the country for an eventual book of images documenting this amazing community. So far I’ve visited nine states and photographed over twenty casts and about 130 people.

The photographs are freaking awesome. You should check them out.

People Like UsFossEddie

The Projector has been drinking…

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While wandering Facebook I came a cross a post from David Swagerty that was too good not to share with you.

Seems someone took the time to figure out everything that the people who made Rocky did after making Rocky.  Heck Peter Suschitzky even worked on THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.  Needless to say it’s a fascinating read.  Go check it out.

Happy Birthday Pat Quinn!

Well Pat Quinn turns 69 today. Normally we wouldn’t mention a ladies age but she is 69 and we’re childish. Anyway a very happy 69th birthday to our very own Pat Quinn! Here’s an autographed photo that Chelsea Goode brought us all the way from Dallas Spatterfest! Hopefully Pat is knee deep in cocktails and subservient men.


BIG NEWS! Two (Count em’) TWO Showings of Rocky Horror in June and July

XtraShowSpecials200That’s right!  You asked for it!  You got it.  The River Oaks Theatre is proud to present The Royal Mystic Order of Chaos June 8th and 22nd and  July 13th and 27th.  C0me enjoy the Chaos of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in Houston!

Our Next Rocky Horror Show – 1980’s PROM NIGHT!

Tease your hair with enough hairspray to damage the ozone!  It’s 1980’s Prom Night at the River Oaks Theater.  May 11th only at the River Oaks Theatre!

Our One Year Anniversary Show! They said we’d never make it!

Chaos 2013

OMG! We’ve made a special shirt for our audience guest-stars!

Each show CHAOS, pulls some unsuspecting audience member up to play Twister or be stunt Riff.  Now one lucky stiff is going to go home with a special gift from CHAOS!


Sweet huh?

Our Valentines Day Show Lingerie Contest Winners!

Once again TRMOC had another tremendous turnout of fans to celebrate Valentines Day!  Below you see our Trophy Winners!  NSFW!